You Don’t Say

Woman, putting on make-up, relating how she met a man; intercut with man holding flowers. Man and woman tell their versions of their story. Man and woman doing Scottish dancing. In bed. Dancing. Man shaving. Woman picking spines out of a cactus. Argument; more talking about their relationship. Credits, during which woman tells joke about a goldfish.

Written & Performed by Donna Rutherford,
John Carson.
Lighting Camera Jeff Baynes;
Sound Recording Mike Claydon;
Art Director Carmel Collins;
Assistant Art Director David Weare;
Make-Up Steffi Jenkins;
Production Assistant Helen Pratt;
Titles Paul Harrison,
John Wood;
Music & Sound Conor Kelly,
Sam Park;
Editor John Middlewick;
Executive Producers Keith Alexander,
Rodney Wilson;
Series Producers Sophie Gardiner,
Debra Hauer;
Director Deborah May,
Euphoria Films for BBC Television and Arts Council of England.
© BBC Television/Arts Council of England MCMXCVII.